Hmm...these take a lot of time to do, but are so fun. Here's the horoscope for mariacelli. Sorry it took so long--my world-famous ADHD struck, plus I found out my grandma is in really bad shape and could go any minute. T_T I also made a miscalculation about the year--even if she's 1989, she's a Dragon, not a Snake. I was basing my calculations on Snake, then when I realized the mistake I had to recalculate everything. Haha. At least now I know to check the birthday, especially when it falls near the beginning or end of the Chinese Calendar.

( Cut for length )

Phew. That was long, but great. Coming up next, in this order, jmibanez's, tomatoerin's, done_na's and Mocha's horoscopes. Also might put in mine and Pig's, just because.

Oh, and Mia, of course I remember you!

I now know how to do a relatively complex Chinese horoscope! Pig gave me this book on how to do them, and it's seriously fun. A lot of math and cross-referencing tables and such, but fun.

I'm looking for people to practice doing readings on, so if anyone wants their Chinese horoscope (albeit weird and mangled) for free, then leave a comment w/ your birthday (MM/DD/YYYY) and birth time. If you don't know your exact birth time, just say if it was in the morning, afternoon, evening, or whatever, and I'll do an estimate.

There, help me fill the downtime between the Bio test I just took and the Bio test I will take in two weeks. Gimme your birthdays!

(Shall screen comments for privacy purposes or whatever).

Okay, so I wasted a couple of hours of my time looking up my different signs in the different astrologies. 'Tis all done_na's fault!! She pointed me to this site, and with me being the curious little kitty I am, had to look up the astrology stuff.

Disclaimer: I don't believe in the fact that astrology rules our lives. It's silly to think that the placement of stars determines what's going to happen. However, it makes for a pretty good psychoanalytic tool. That's why I read my horoscopes everyday--that is, after the day is done, so I can look back, not look forward. Horoscopes are just words strung together--it's us that gives them meaning and connections with our lives. When I read my horoscopes at the end of the day, it helps me reflect back on the day's events and analyze just what happened.

Anyway, here are the horoscopes, cut due to excessive length.

( Maya-Aztec )

The Mayans supposedly had a very, very accurate calendar and horoscope system, so out of curiosity, I did a Maya-Aztec for Pig and X-3 too.

( Here's X-3's )

( And this is Pig's )

The Mayans had that calendar with the world ending on December 23, 2012, which is my friend Hans' birthday. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh yeah, Hans, if you're reading this...are we still on for Wicked? I haven't talked to you since you told me you were going to take me to watch it as a birthday gift. Ahm...my birthday is coming up!

( Egyptian )


( Celtic Mythology )